1.     Taboo Plaza

This one is going to be short and sweet.  Legalize marijuana.  What’s wrong with you if you have a problem with this? 

Were you molested as a child and now you just want to act out by exerting control and influence over other people?

What has marijuana ever done to you?  I could go through the litany of bullshit trotted out by stoned, dirty hippies every time this debate comes up, but I won’t.

There’s nothing wrong with pot!

As far as that goes, I’d say legalize all drugs.  If you’re a loser that will sit in a corner and starve to death until you get another heroin fix, then good for you, the world is better off with your death.

Marijuana on the other hand, you’re not going to starve sitting around waiting for another fix.  You’re going to munch.

Marijuana, you’re not going to do much; but then again, you’re not going to do much so you won’t be stressed or screwing things up.

Marijuana, you certainly don’t fight.

If you’re drinking a beer and talking bad about marijuana, you’re an idiot.

If you abstain from all drugs and you’re talking bad about marijuana; then you’re a Nazi.

2.     Current Affairs

Before you click on the links below, look out your window.  That’s the current event this week.  If there are no gunshots ringing, nobody dying and no bombs going off then the world is pretty good.  Have a great week.

President Bush says, “They have the right to express their opinion.” 

Kansas validates it so it’s true, human beings have made evolutionary progress.

3.     Then Humans Discovered… (Krunk’s Legacy: Part 1)

Continued from February 10^th post.

Nobody thought of Krunk after he was extinguished with the blow to the head.  The Group had no social memory.  What more could they care about than finding their next meal and staying alive?  Among the Group there was one who thought of Krunk and it was quite by accident.

Harn was small and sickly.  He had been with Krunk many times in the bushes surrounding the camp.  Whenever they could, they would run together to grab as much food as they could grab easily.  Then they would run away to the edge of the camp to eat what little they pilfered.

Harn didn’t think of Krunk specifically but he felt a sort of emptiness inside.  He felt as if something were missing.

Harn became the first human to experience a memory.

4.     Getting to Know Your Government

Last week’s batch of Senators averaged 16.25 years average time in public service as U.S. Senators. This week’s batch of Senators average 12.5 years time in public service as U.S. Senators.

Richard Durbin (Democrat, Illinois)

·        Religion: Roman Catholic

·        1966: Georgetown University, B.S.

·        1969: Georgetown University Law Center, JD

·        1983 to 1997: U.S. House of Representatives

·        1997 to present: U.S. Senate

Barack Obama (Democrat, Illinois)

·        Religion: United Church of Christ

o       Only black man currently serving in U.S. Senate

o       3^rd black man to serve in the U.S. Senate since Reconstruction

·        1983: Columbia University, BA

·        1991: Harvard Law School, JD

o       1^st black president of Harvard Law Review

·        1997 to 2004: Illinois State Senate

·        2005 to present: U.S. Senate

Dick Lugar (Republican, Indiana)

·        Religion: Methodist

o       Attained the distinction of Eagle Scout in the Boy Scouts

·        1954: Graduated from Denison University

·        1956: Pembroke College (Oxford, England,) graduate degree

o       Attended as a Rhodes Scholar

·        1964 to 1967: Indianapolis Board of School Commissioners

·        1968 to 1974: Mayor of Indianapolis

·        1977 to present: U.S. Senate

Evan Bayh (Democrat, Indiana)

·        Religion: Episcopal

·        1978: Indiana University Kelley School of Business)

·        1981: University of Virginia, JD

·        1987 to 1989: Indiana Secretary of State

·        1989 to 1997: Governor of Indiana

·        1999- present: U.S. Senator

5.     Our Nation is Now Dumber for This…Thank You for Your Participation!

And the beat goes on…with the random pattern continuing.

6.     Down On Rage Street

Me thinks me smell a hypocrite.

I can’t get a whole lot of rage worked up this week over this one, but Howard Stern has really turned out to be a douche bag.  After he divorced his wife he talked all kinds of smack about never getting married again.  This could almost serve as the tip of the week: never say never.

Howard Stern is hating life, because contrary to the opinions of obsequious lickspittles surrounding him: Beth Ostrosky is only “hot” in the most generic sense of the term.

It’s not his birthday this week, but it makes me want to quote an Ice Cube song:

“Give me a black goddess sister,

I can’t resist her,

No blond hair

Blue-eyed

Pale skin

Grafted, recessive, depressive

Iron-board backside,

Straight up,

Straight down,

No frills, no thrills,

Ms. 6 o’clock.

Subject to have the itch,

Mutant-noid, Caucasoid

White cave bitch.”

7.     My Butthole Bleeds for You…Really….It Does

And the Grammy goes to…Nobody.  The ditz forgot the winner died.

This is just another supposition that it is a radical surprise she didn’t cure cancer before expiring

8.     Tip of the week

What is bothering you?  Let it out.  Don’t keep it contained for the hope of advancing in your career.  We’re all in this together.  If you advance at work, the race may regress because of your repression.

9.     Birthday Shout Outs (2-11 to 2-17)

And the beat goes on…with the random pattern continuing.